25 Possible Reasons Why No One is Going to See Your Band

collegehumor:

5. Six of your last six concerts have ended in cod liver related oil fires

6. You demand to know from each member of the audience whether “the curtains match the drapes” before you begin every show

7. Maybe people would consider coming to your shows if you didn’t have that freakishly huge Adam’s apple

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Fucking Christ this list is priceless haha

(Source: College Humor, via lowstat)

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    Fucking Christ this list is priceless haha
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